Girls: That's All I Ever Blog About

This is how it's been going the past 6 or 7 months... Taylor + ♀ = Major Problems.

So in an attempt to keep the peace with the female species and myself, about 6 months I swore off girls and officially started my dating fast. Honestly, it was one of the healthiest things I've ever done in my life... I started up Rho again and met tons of new buddies, I had time for my Utes who went 13-0 (making it to 10 out of 13 games), and I had the most amazing trip of my life to New Orleans.

I've had a lot of time to observe... and finally after many months of deep thought and note-taking... I have come up with the top ten reasons why men don't ask out girls as much as girls wish they did. Now don't get me wrong, this is not a bash-on-girls post. They're just things that girls should probably learn sooner than later.

1) If you like playing hard to get, you're just not worth getting.

2) Society says men have commitment issues. Well women don't know what they want. So there.

3) Girls love the chase, but never like being caught.

4) Chivalry is dead and it's the felines' fault. Girls only date jerks no matter how much they say they like sensitive.

5) Dancing with your girlfriends just makes you look silly.

6) Girls should probably ask the guy what he's thinking rather than what their best friend thinks the guy is thinking.

7) Reciprocation is always appreciated.

8) If you're not interested, then don't act interested.

9) Dancing with your girlfriends just makes you look silly. Did I already say that?

10) If you don't think you're too good for the guy, then don't act too good.


Girls... can't live with'em... can live without'em.